Jan 10
- NOTHING HARDER THAN A PREACHER'S DICK! Spirituality and Sexuality are strange bedfellows. I understand this, and it's why I check I.D.'s. #
- Giggled pulling up behind 2 cars w/ Sister Louisa bumper stickers: JESUS LOVES YOUR BUTT! and THE HIGHER THE HAIR, THE CLOSER TO GOD! Like #
- I'll be pouring lots of HOT Irish Coffee tonight at The Local. Whiskey is Warm. HELL IS HOT! #
- is strumming your face with her fingers…. #
- HELL IS HOT! Religious People Fear Hell, Spiritual People Have Been There! Live, Love, Laugh, Lick, Learn. Lord knows you're a huperson. #
- Somebody send Santa's Warm Sleigh over to take me to The Local for my shift, the hard top model, I don't want my beehive to get blown. #
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